As your friends pair off, some of them are going to pick better partners than others. I know this is a joke an all, but this it’s rock-solid advice for how to not say something you don’t mean, but not be a jerk, either.
I’m just ready for the You Belong with Me moment when Andy Samberg realizes that there’s definitely a non-fiction editor in South Carolina that he is probably in love with? Which seems unlikely since I’m brunette and we all know how Taylor Swift videos end.
Anyway, fair warning: this is really, really NSFW and also really, really funny.
A Kentuckian made this. I live in a county named for his ancestors, and that, my friends, is a fact. Also, he apparently used to date a dark haired woman with my same last name, so when people ask me if he dated my sister I don’t say no.
Yes, I’m going to do this until the Derby. I’m not sorry.
If you don’t know about this, I don’t know how you’ve been surviving the past couple months, because I love this song and also this man and have been listening to this song maybe 10 times a day. When you’re ready, watch this to realize how perfect this really is.