Deathcab for Draper

Does there even exist crossover viewership of these two things outside of me and perhaps one other person?

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One guy I know loves The O.C. but won’t watch Mad Men because “nothing happens.” Another loves Sterling Cooper Draper Price but just can’t with Marissa Cooper. A third won’t watch anyone because “no one actually is like that in real life.” I would argue: 1. Stuff totally happens on Mad Men. KEN GOT SHOT IN THE EYE. 2. No one can with Mischa Barton. 3. People are often exactly like that in real life.

Also, I would like to posit that Don is actually more Julie than Ryan. Can I get an “amen”?

Also, I’d like to hear the Vegas odds for Megan Draper getting murdered by the Manson family to a soundtrack of Hide and Seek.

(via Vulture)

DO NOT CALL ME

Between approximately 8:45 p.m. EST and 11:15 p.m. EST, do not call me. I need to watch Ken Cosgrove do this:

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And also watch Eric Northman do whatever, really. I would watch Alexander Skarsgard clean gutters.

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If you’re on fire, call the fire department. They may be reached at 9-1-1.

If you eat poisonous mushrooms, this is the poison control number.

If you experience natural disaster, I am the last person on earth you want to call.

I think I’ve covered all your needs from now until 11:30.

Perfect Martinis

To celebrate the return of Mad Men and the approach of everyone telling me it’s clear liquor season (approx. 2 weeks), I thought I’d share my recipe for the perfect martini.

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This should cover it. My garbage disposal’s preferred brand of gin is Bombay Sapphire.